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  • Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
  • Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
  • Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
  • Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
  • Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
  • Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
  • An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
  • A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
  • Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
  • An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
  • A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
  • Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
  • An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
  • Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
  • Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
  • Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care.
  • Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
  • Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God.
  • A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
  • A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
  • Russia: You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda.
  • PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.
  • Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building.
  • Hussie: You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.
  • Romney: You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.
  • Once-ler: You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.
  • Old Spice: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.
  • An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere
  • Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
  • Also Tumblr: I give you a hamburger.
  • Night Vale: You do NOT have two cows. Cows do not exist. What's a cow? Show me a cow! That's not a cow! Who let you in here?
  • Tom Hiddleston: You have two cows. You are very sorry for them.
  • Thranduil: You do not have two cows, you have an elk. Riding on two cows is not majestic. Also the dwarves are on fire.
  • Dwarves: You had two cows but now they're on fire.
  • Bilbo Baggins: You did not invite those two cows for dinner.
  • Cows: The shit you go through.
  • This post: Started off as a post that explained different governments but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked
  • Achievement Hunter: You have one cow and he gets put in a hole.
  • Captain America: You have two cows, one is brainwashed and the other falls out of plane. The first jumps out after him. Everyone cries a lot.
  • Hannibal Lecter: Doesn't have any cows, but somehow still has hamburger
  • Will Graham: Rescues 2 cows and 5 more dogs. He now has 13 dogs and 2 cows living on his property. This is his design

rm-rd asked:

In one of your earlier posts you mentioned something about reasons you are interested in the darker side of the My Little Pony fandom. Could you please elaborate?

Ok, so first of all, it’s not just about MLP. I always liked cartoons and I especially liked the ones with interesting characters or something that just got my attention. Now of course I expect a bit more from the things I like. Naive stories for kids are fun and relaxing, but if I like certain worlds or characters, I want to see them in situations more in line with my other interests, like science fiction, like fantasy, especially of the darker variety,  like Fallout (I could say post-apocalypse, but to be honest, I’m more into that one specific sub-type),or alternative history. Having many interests I like to mix them a little, so creating vampiric ponies, reading fanfics like Upheaval or GMing a Fallout: Equestria RPG session with friends is, I believe, fully understandable.
Like I said, I’m no longer a kid and I have slightly different expectations. Some may consider it weird or even perverted, but I look at characters as entities that have more complex lives than what we see on the tv screen. We rarely if ever see characters using the bathroom, but it doesn’t mean they don’t. We rarely see them bleed, but we know they would if they were hurt. We rarely see them get upset over things that have nothing to do with the plot of the episode, or a movie, but we know they do that, because we assume they are like us in that way. Maybe ponies aren’t the best example here, so lets take a cartoon like Kim Possible. If you’re not aware what is it about, the premise of the show is that there’s this teen hero who travels the world and fights incompetent villains and tries to maintain her normal teenage life at the same time. Nothing special I admit, but the humor and characters in this series is really fun. And of course I was thinking what would happen if she had to face an actually competent bad guy and there are tons of enjoyable fanfics exploring just that. Stories with villains with good plans, with well-trained henchmen, who are armed with actual working guns. Stories where plot protection had been lifted and characters can die. Stories with people get mentally and physically hurt, where there are actual consequences to the protagonist’s actions and so on. You know, things that happen in real life. The same thing applies to any other fictional universe, ponies included. It’s not about unnecessary violence, shock and gore-fest mixed with sex scenes and sprinkled with few controversial topics, but it’s about expanding what you can do with characters or worlds you know from other media.

So yeah, I like darker, more adult side of many fandoms because those things add complexity to them. Some people may not like that, some people may even be offended by it, but it’s just like with different movie genres - there are romantic comedies and romances, and there are horrors or crime mystery movies, it’s just a matter of preference.

I hope that answered your question.